Seriously: Fuck The Sun

I can wait no longer! If it does not snow soon and in epic amounts all winter long, I am going to blow my stack like Mount Saint Helen's!

That mountain sure knew how to fuck the sun back in the day. Blowing its top and casting a cloud across North America. Now it has become simply just lazy. Some jackass Volcanologist said last year it could blow up at any time. Harmonic tremor bullshit!

I have played golf three times in the last week. "It's Indian summer!". "The fall colors are gorgeous!". "Maybe it will stay like this right up until November!". The rally cries of the sun loving jackasses! Fuck that shit and Fuck the Sun!

Mount Saint Helen's, I challenge you to get off your lazy volcanic ass and blow the shit out of yourself!